Things I learned from the Movie Iron Man

When you want a classic American burger... after being in captivity for 3 months... and you are a billi0nare... you go to Burger King.

You can build a full mech suit in a cave and your captors will only check on you once. When they get suspicious of you that one time, they won't smash yout feet they will threaten your doctor friend.

The Dude is not a scary bad guy.

A reporter with a degree from Brown will sleep with you with only a few catty remarks.

Your assistant will learn how to overload and blow up your arc reactor with only a few short commands. She will then argue about blowing it up when missiles get fired at you.

You can open chest/heart surgery in a cave in the desert, and everything will be OK.

You can admit to being Iron Man after killing another person and destroying a lot of property, and no one will have a problem with it.

Nick Fury has the chance of yelling a lot and being eaten BY A SHARK! (a little Chappell joke there:
"HOWS IT TASTE MOTHER F***ER!?"
"Can you please stop yelling?"
"NO I CANT STOP YELLING, THAT'S HOW I TALK HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ANY OF MY MOVIES?!? SHAFT, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, JURASSIC PARK, DEEP BLUE SEA, I WAS EATEN BY A F***IN' SHARK IN THAT ONE!"
"SAMUEL JACKSON IT'LL GET YA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE F***IN' FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!"


You can fall from thousands of feet from the sky onto the desert, and be just fine.

Old Christine's ex husband can get a job as a spook at Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcements and Logistics Division. And they have to work on an acronym for that Division.

When you ship illegal arms to terrorists, you ship them with your company's name on them. Because hey, any press is good press.

All in all Iron Man was a pretty good movie. At time sit felt a bit like a two hour trailer for the next Iron Man movie, but it was entertaining. One of the better movies I have seen at Billy Joe's in a few months. I would give it a B-, would have been higher if not for the Dude playing the bad guy. I mean that is only slightly more meanacing than Topher Grace being Venom. Dumb, just dumb.

Next up is The Hulk with Ed Norton and William Hurt, I am hoping it is a pretty good movie too.