Hey Big Daddy!

If you haven't played BioShock, do. If you aren't excited for BioShock2, get excited. if you don't know what a big daddy is, do some google-ing lulz

Things I like

So this one is from one of our favorite Pre-game rituals for I-State Men's basketball.

The good news is, drink 2 get a free t-shirt that doesn't fit a grown man lol

The better news is it makes the game go a lot better/faster/not seem as bad/they haven't been good lately/the drinks help.....PS that is my hand so that is one big assed drink!



and and if you didn't know WOOT OFF!

How to name a band

Taken from L's blog titled Lorenz Inez - Working Class Playwright:

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.


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A son to me

Things I like

There are quite a few things I like... and one is taking pics with my crappy camera phone. So from time to time I think I may post some of my favorites.

So here is one of my all time favorites. Grabbed this leaving and I-State Basketball game running back to the car when it was freezing out. Then I had one of those "did I just see that" moments.

I never ceases to amaze me what people can get by "the man"

So, here is what I saw:

New Feature

Well, added "followers" over to the right, so please take the time to check in and show that you are a fan. Even if you don't post, it is nice to know that there are some readers out there.

After you do that you can head on over to me newest endeavor and give me any suggestion that you might have, I am a big guy, I can handle it!

So click away and enjoy: run fat cam run

A few other random thoughts

• happy dexter is back, just not quite sure where the new characters are all going to fit in right now
• happy heroes is back, wondering if they have a few too many things going on to give them all enough time
  
• happy to be working out again
• happy the vikes can win, even if it is ugly
  

Things I learned from Pineapple Express

Not a movie for small kids or old adults. Thankfully no one that goes with me to these movies falls into either of those categories. While this movie was very funny from beginning to end I did manage to learn a few things from it.

I learned that if you are going to be fighting it is best to shave your pits, as it will make you more aerodynamic for said fighting.

I learned it probably isn't the best idea to stick your thumb through your zipper to make it look like a penis when you are trying to thumb a ride.

I learned that coughing gets you ten times higher.

I learned that God's vagina smells like Pineapple Express.

I also learned you will probably want to live in the bag that hols the Pineapple Express.

I learned that talk radio is so boring if you leave you car on listening to it and you pass out, your car will commit suicide.

I learned it is really fun to say "Thug Life" when cocking a shotgun.

I learned that you probably shouldn't eat a blow pop from a strippers vagina.

I learned that no matter what the situation if you are being forced down a hole to your death it is best to ask if there is a Rancor waiting for you at the bottom of the hole.

I learned that if you get you ear shot off it will either look cool or gross.

I learned that no matter how bad ass you are if you get hit by a Daewoo Lanos it will mess your nuts up. Also you will get your foot shot off.

I learned that Ted Jones is a killer. And he got served.

I learned that if you tell your g-friend unit that you love her to get her back and she then mentions marriage you should end it because she is immature.

I learned that even if your cat has been dead for three months you should keep the litter box in the kitchen. Also you should continue to celebrate that cat's birthday with a cake.

I learned that most people just want want to get home and have dinner with their wife and that desire will get you shot.




I learned that the army made weed in 1937. Also while testing the effect on humans it makes you feel like melting butter on flap jacks. Additionally when you are asked questions about your superiors you will bust out some jazz riffs and drum beats.





I learned that if your captors say they can hear what you are planning, it probably means they can hear what you are planning.

I learned that if you shoot a man that then swings to your feet you should empty your machine gun into him just to make sure.

LASTLY

I learned that Pineapple Express is so good that smoking it is a major crime, just like killing a unicorn.



Next movie is Mama Mia, I think that there is a better than great chance, I am skipping it!

PEACE!

Crispin Glover "Clowny Clown Clown"

If you can explain this to me..... much love. Really though, please explain this.

Things I learned from Watching Step Brothers

Went to Billy Joe's Picture Show to watch "Step Brothers" last Thursday. Peed a little, laughed a lot. Other than "Get Smart" lately the viewing selection has been rough at best, so "Step Brothers" was a much welcomed breath of fresh air. It reminded me of when Jamie Lou and I went to "There's Something Something About Mary", it had the same laugh out loud qualities to it. I will say that watching this movie I learned a few things:

I learned/confirmed that I am a child and I still love fart jokes, they get me every time.

I learned that even if you think your fart will be "silent", it is best to not let one rip during a job interview.

I learned that if you punch a dickhead in the face, there is a chance that his wife will want to have sex with you.

I learned that although you may be 40, you may not have the smarts to build bunk beds. So I say to you, DO NOT BUILD BUCK BEDS no matter how much room it will give you for activities.

I learned that throwing "Boats and Hoes" into a moving Italian song makes it more accessible to the average man. A killer drum solo, just makes it great for everybody as well.
Thanks for the Edit Kelly!

I learned that if you know you live with a sleep walker you must, AND I REPEAT MUST, check the oven before preheating it.

I learned that if you have a Billy Joel cover band you probably should learn his entire catalog. Only doing 80's Billy Joel will result in you being heckled off the stage.

I learned that no matter how much you spend on voice lessons if your wife isn't into the A Capella version of "Sweat Child O' Mine" with the rest of the family, it falls flat.



I learned that even if there are two 40 years olds, get enough little children together the 40 year olds can/will take an ass whooping. Additionally, if you come back for a rematch with that same gang of children appearing from a helicopter, you will do the ass whooping.

I learned that if you are being buried alive you should be quite as to not wake the neighbors.

I learned that if someone, who is sweaty and probably shouldn't be, tells you they were watching Cops you should sanitize your drums before touching them. I am just saying the sack sweat smell might linger for a while
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Pineapple Express is the next movie up, so two winners in a row, now we ballin'!


Now a serious item from me. Parents, tell your kids you love them. Husbands and wives, give each other a hug. Kids call you parents and say thanks for everything. A good friend of mine had his son tragically killed last week. Life is short and don't "wish" you had done something. Do it.