Best cartoon ever? Dani's love of cutting

Not sure where this originated, but I got it at work from JB, and I laughed:

But really drinking a driving, what's up with that?

So Dani didn't get quite enough off cutting when she had a c-section. No, she had to go and get her appendix out over the weekend too. She may end up on "I'm addicted to Surgeries", man I love those shows. So here is my attempt to come up with some "cover ups" Vote for you favorite (hhmm I wonder if I can find a vote counter....) So here are some options from around the interwebicon:


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and 4: