Too bad UNI is more important to you than presents and parties... it only means and extra week of waiting. You want a hint for your gift? it is bigger than a bread box and smaller than a bread truck. See Two HINTS! If you solve this riddle you may get some insight into what you are getting:
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
So happy birthday, good to see you when you swung by to see the Troll at Hooters. Glad to hear you had a fun time and saw a real one shoed drunk at the movies.
Jamie Lou says Happy B-Day too!

I guess you'll have to look forward to someday....

